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The Spouse borrowed my phone the other day to look up something, and he boggled when he went to open a new tab and saw that I had 50 tabs open.
Spouse: You have 50 tabs open. Why do you have 50 tabs open?
Me, shrugging a shoulder: Research.
Spouse: Research for what?
Me: Um. Well, some of them are research for X book, some of them are for Y, a couple of them are recipes I want to try, but, yeah, mostly they're for the writing.
Spouse: Some of these are just google searches, why don't you close them?
Me: Because they're searches I haven't actually done yet, just reminders of topics I want to look up later.
The Spouse stared at me for a minute, then muttered: I didn't know your phone could still work with that many browser tabs open.
Me: Now maybe you'll understand when I complain that my laptop browser is slow.
The Spouse looked at me with narrowed eyes, and asked: Do I want to know how many tabs you have open on your laptop right now?
Me: No. No, you really, really don't.
(83, if you were wondering)
Spouse, after finding what he was looking for, said: I'm buying you a notebook so that you can write this shit down and close the tabs.
Me, after a long pause reflecting on all the notebooks I have everywhere in the house -- the very same ones he complains about but seems to have forgotten -- and seeing an opportunity: Can I have a new pen too?
(because there's never too many notebooks or pens)
Spouse: You have 50 tabs open. Why do you have 50 tabs open?
Me, shrugging a shoulder: Research.
Spouse: Research for what?
Me: Um. Well, some of them are research for X book, some of them are for Y, a couple of them are recipes I want to try, but, yeah, mostly they're for the writing.
Spouse: Some of these are just google searches, why don't you close them?
Me: Because they're searches I haven't actually done yet, just reminders of topics I want to look up later.
The Spouse stared at me for a minute, then muttered: I didn't know your phone could still work with that many browser tabs open.
Me: Now maybe you'll understand when I complain that my laptop browser is slow.
The Spouse looked at me with narrowed eyes, and asked: Do I want to know how many tabs you have open on your laptop right now?
Me: No. No, you really, really don't.
(83, if you were wondering)
Spouse, after finding what he was looking for, said: I'm buying you a notebook so that you can write this shit down and close the tabs.
Me, after a long pause reflecting on all the notebooks I have everywhere in the house -- the very same ones he complains about but seems to have forgotten -- and seeing an opportunity: Can I have a new pen too?
(because there's never too many notebooks or pens)
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Date: 2016-07-16 02:45 pm (UTC)At least you might score some new notebooks and pens out of the deal.
Stacey
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Date: 2016-07-17 01:19 am (UTC)I'm sure I'm killing my phone battery. Any time I have my browser open, my battery drops a few percent real quick.
New notebooks, though!
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Date: 2016-07-16 06:47 pm (UTC)I relate to this on a spiritual level!
I had almost 200 tabs open one time and my computer HATED me!
Yay for new notebooks and pens!
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Date: 2016-07-16 09:35 pm (UTC)I don't do it on my phone though, I always close everything there.
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Date: 2016-07-17 01:22 am (UTC)I'm usually away from home when I have ideas for new stories, hence the tabs on my phone...
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Date: 2016-07-17 04:27 am (UTC)Much more practical than actual paper notebooks as it syncs across devices, so you can research on phone and it will automatically sync to the laptop.
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