Hot Chocolate, English Language, and Metrics

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I made myself a hot chocolate when I got home.  There were no marshmallows, but there was Bailey's.  It was a really bad day, okay?

My knee is somewhat better, but I could do without random people who don't talk to me otherwise being nosy because I'm limping (and trying to hide it), then mocking me by saying what did you do to yourself now? or by trying to worry me by saying you're going to need X-rays and surgery, because once the knee goes, it goes, and by being a pretentious little asshole by ordering me, if you're still going to the gym, stop now.

Apparently appropriate responses to not-so-polite inquiries and unsolicited advice are not:

• "I threw myself through a plate glass window trying to escape someone else asking me that very same question."
• "Excellent, my plan to slowly turn into a Cyborg is off to a good start."
• "There are other things to do at the gym that don't involve knees, you twatwaffle."

Just FYI.

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Sometimes, I want to shake the Interwebs until I find something to entertain me.  Any random fic just won't do; people aren't updating their LJ frequently enough (WHY); Facebook annoys me; I've already read the news... oh, look, Tumblr!  Anyway, I found this on Tumblr, and I guess, since I:

1. like silly poems like these
2. find statements like "After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud" a personal challenge
3. really have no bad how my spoken English is, since I have an accent

I read the poem.  Out loud.  And I recorded it on Garage Band.

Who wants to listen to it and tell me how ridiculous I sound? (there's probably sounds of me giggling and stumbling over some words and massacring others; toward the end, one of my dogs came trotting into the room and thromped his toy around).

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There were also words today.  If being antisocial means I write more, then having a bad day means I write fluffy stuff, so take of that what you will.

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Comments

[castmeaway.livejournal.com]

I wanna hear!

*hugs*

[prplhez8.livejournal.com]

*waves hi*

HAI! We met in the chatroom the other night *cue weirdo 80s porn musics*....ERr, you know what I mean. Just wanted to pop on and say HAI!

Sorry about your knee and for the record I love the term twatwaffle. It ranks right up there with asshat and douchecanoe. :)

[dimanchemieux.livejournal.com]

Ugh, darling, feel better!! I would love to hear a recording - I feel like we talked about it before maybe??
BUT as it turns out, I discovered the original is actually way longer hhahaha THAT'S THE SHORT VERSION.

Here's the ~real deal~: http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html

[fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Oh man, when asked about your limp, you should have said, "Don't be jealous because I got some last night and you didn't."

Ooh, I want to hear! I tried reading it, but halfway through I stopped because a) I have never seen some of these words in my life, and b) my dog was in my lap and trying to lick my teeth.

No, I don't even know.

[lec90.livejournal.com]

"Excellent, my plan to slowly turn into a Cyborg is off to a good start."

Muahaha. >:)

I'd like to hear, too!!

Hope your knee feels better!

[geekslave.livejournal.com]

All of your "inappropriate" responses were hilarious.

Stacey

[altocello.livejournal.com]

What's it mean when I can read it? I would LOVE to hear your version. I will have to find a quiet moment tomorrow to record mine, and then you can hear my silly Oregon-ish accent.

I am sorry your knee is still not well. I LOL'd at your responses! You're way more witty than I am in a pinch. I always come up with the snarky response 5 minutes LATER. :D

[wanderlust48.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious!!! I had to rebog and I should bring it to work for an idle day- or just to kill time in classes. Yes I'd like to hear!

Sorry about your knee:(

[manitrix.livejournal.com]

wow that poem is great and just a little bit silly ;) i wanna hear your pronounciation please :D (and i gues just about everybody went and read it aloud)

(sorry about my english :/ )

[scinscire]

I want to hear it, too! I'll record mine too, although, since I'm actually not a native speaker, mine will probably be very, very wrong. :)