[Conversations] What was I going to do again?

Spouse, standing around with his hands on his hips: I don't remember what I was going to do.

Me: You said you had to go pee.

Spouse: Did that.

Me: You couldn't find your glasses.

Spouse, with a raised eyebrow and pointing at his face, where he's clearly wearing glasses: I found them.

Me: You were going to fix the hanging shade on the patio because it's really bright outside.

Spouse, making a face and grunting: Ugh, it's too windy to fix, it'll just break again.

Me: Weren't you going to have a nap?

Spouse: Yeah, but that's not it.  I'm forgetting something else.

Me: Shot in the dark, but maybe you were going to give me a kiss before you went to do anything?

Spouse: ...

Spouse walks over, leans down -- I close my eyes, and...  He sucks a sloppy kiss on the tip of my nose.

Me: Ugh, gross.  See if I help you ever again.

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