BB Draft Zero

[loaded_march]

I am calling it a monstrous, horribly bad Draft Zero, and I feel horrible for my betas and my artist, because they're going to have to read it in this condition, but I am sick, sick, sick of the BB fic right now, and I need a break from it.

The Draft Zero wordcount?  133,654.

Comments

[fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Because I have a tendency to write the dialogue before everything else, mine is filled with random phrases, like, “I hope the dog goes for your face first.” “…What dog?[...]Merlin. What. Dog.” and the like, haha!

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*twirls villain mustache* MWHAHAHA!

[loaded-march.livejournal.com]

Every now and then I get great lines of dialogue... that don't fit in the scene I'm writing at the moment. It's IRRITATING. But I save them for when they're supposed to be written.

Also.

No. I refuse. No Shakespearean Merlin. NO.

*chases plotbunnies away*