I'll send a search dog - you want the ghost or the heel biter? (I'd advise the ghost, honestly - the heel biter never made it past basic and, while he WILL find you, he might lead you out the "fun" way. Heh.)

Also, I admire the hell out if you for even TRYING to use an outline. They squash me flat - every time I try, it's like I used up all my creativity making the outline and I'm done now. However - you've been lost in the wilderness before and look what you've produced!

Stay lost as long as you like. I'll airdrop in some matches, so you can stay warm at least! Can't write with frozen fingers!