I feel the having nothing to do at work. I mean that's a good thing as tech support that means nothing broken but we literally watched Sharknado whilst on night shift.

Oh man that's such bad luck, hopefully that should be your last disaster. I second people about cloud storage. If it's security that worries you then on most things you can opt into duel authentication.

I would be excited if you did write for acbb, so I hope your muse behaves :D